Welcome to Birchvale

Warm Wednesdays

Doors open at 1pm film starts at 1:30pm

10^th December  – It Happened One Night (Clark Gable & Claudette Colbert) 1hr 45mins

17^th December – Miracle on 34^th Street (Richard Attenborough & Mara Wilson) 1hr 54mins

14^th January – The Swan (Grace Kelly & Alec Guinness) 1hr 44mins

21^st January – The Charge of the Light Brigade (David Niven & Olivia de Havilland) 1hr 55mins

28^th January  – A Streetcar Named Desire (Vivien Leigh & Marlon Brando) 2hrs 2mins

4^th February  – Modern Times (Charlie Chaplin) 1hr 27mins

11^th February – Rebel Without a Cause (James Dean & Natalie Wood) 1hr 51mins

18^th February  – Grand Hotel (Greta Garbo & Joan Crawford) 1hr 52mins

25^th February  – Harvey (James Stewart) 1hr 44mins

4^th March  – The Philadelphia Story (Katherine Hepburn & Cary Grant) 1hr 52mins

11^th March – Guys & Dolls (Marlon Brando, Jean Simmons & Frank Sinatra) 2hrs 30mins

18^th March – Butch Cassidy & the Sundance Kid (Robert Redford & Paul Newman) 1hr 50mins

25^th March  – You’ll Never Get Rich (Fred Astaire & Rita Hayworth) 1hr 28mins

This is a free event and no bookings will be taken it is first come first served

16th January 2026

Film

Downton Abbey: The Grand Finale sweeps viewers back into the opulent world of the Crawleys for one last, unforgettable chapter. As secrets surface and loyalties are tested, the family and their devoted staff face new challenges that could change Downton’s legacy forever. Romance, rivalry, and breathtaking twists collide in a spectacular send-off that celebrates everything fans have cherished. Prepare for laughter, tears, and triumph as the curtain finally falls on the beloved estate—this is Downton Abbey as you’ve never seen it before.

Tickets £5

Rated PG

2hr 4m

25th January 2026

Touring Theatre

The Twa Roberts is a one hour two woman show with songs, about Robert Tannahill and Robert Burns. These 2 poets were born 15 years apart, with very different attitudes to women. Robert Tannahill (Paisley's Weaver Poet) was shy and self conscious about his limp and never married after being let down by his love, Jessie. Robert Burns was well known for being rather a magnet for womankind, had many conquests, as well as a long marriage to Jean Armour. But how would they fare in today's dating scene? What would they put in their Tinder profile? Where would they take you on a first date? What music would they be into?

Singer/songwriters Pauline Vallance and Penni Mclaren Walker have been pondering these questions and have turned them into a show, featuring some original songs, as well as those of Tannahill and Burns. There are many shows about the more famous Robert and about his attitudes to women, but what about the lesser known Robert? How would his quiet and steadfast qualities fare compared to the charisma and magnetism of Robert Burns?

The show is set in the present and through the eyes of two women who date these two poets. It is lighthearted and filled with captivating songs, but also opens up discussion about attitudes to women, past and present

Tickets £12.00 Adult

30th January 2026

Film

Penguin Lessons is an uplifting, true-spirited adventure that begins with an unexpected rescue and blossoms into a life-changing bond. When an ordinary teacher encounters an oil-soaked penguin in need, he makes a split-second decision that leads to extraordinary consequences. As man and penguin navigate school halls, stormy seas, and the unpredictable tides of fate, their unlikely friendship sparks laughter, wonder, and a renewed sense of purpose. Heartwarming, humorous, and utterly unforgettable, Penguin Lessons reminds us that sometimes the smallest creatures make the biggest impact.

Tickets £5

Rated 12A

1h 50m

13th Feb 2026

Film

"Some loves are written in the stars, and some are written in letters."

Based on the internationally best-selling novel by Niall Williams, Four Letters of Love is a lyrical and deeply romantic Irish story about two soulmates, Nicholas (Fionn O'Shea) and Isabel (Ann Skelly), who are destined to be together, but kept apart by fate, family, and circumstance.

Set against the breathtaking landscapes of the west of Ireland, the story follows their parallel lives as they navigate personal tragedies and heartaches. Nicholas's quiet life is shattered when his father (Pierce Brosnan) has a divine epiphany and abandons his family to become a painter, while Isabel's world is upended after a family tragedy leads her parents (Helena Bonham Carter and Gabriel Byrne) to send her to a convent school.

As these "star-crossed lovers" embark on their individual journeys, unseen forces, ghosts, and a touch of magical realism conspire to pull the threads of their lives together in a miraculous way. This heartfelt and visually stunning film explores faith, hope, and the enduring power of true love that transcends all obstacles.

Tickets £5

Rated 12

1hr 49m

20th February 2026

Fundraiser

Doors open at 6:30 quiz starts 7:00pm

£2.00 pp teams up to 4

6 rounds with interval after 3^rd round

Booking is essential as we book out quick

Bring your bottle however our café will be open if anyone would like anything and a raffle at half time

 *Please note however that in recent times we have have complaints of a few that are to intoxicated and have spoiled the night. Therefore even though you can bring a bottle we can refuse entry and or remove people if they are deemed a nuisance.   

27th Feb 2026

Film

Escape to the edge of the world in The Ballad of Wallis Island—a hauntingly beautiful tale where land, memory, and myth collide. Set against a windswept island steeped in secrets, the film weaves music, longing, and quiet rebellion into a story about the people who refuse to be forgotten. As the past resurfaces and bonds are tested, Wallis Island becomes a place where every silence speaks and every song carries a truth. Mysterious, moving, and deeply human, this is a cinematic journey that will stay with you long after the final note fades.

Tickets £5

Rated 12 A

1hr 40m

13th March 2026

Film

Prepare to laugh, cry, and be profoundly moved by I Swear, the powerful true story of a remarkable man who refused to be defined by his diagnosis.

Growing up in 1980s Scotland, John Davidson (Robert Aramayo, The Rings of Power) was a popular, sporty teenager with a bright future until he was suddenly diagnosed with Tourette's syndrome, a little-known and entirely misunderstood condition at the time. Met with ignorance, alienation, and even physical abuse, John's world is turned upside down as he struggles to navigate a society that shuns difference.

This critically acclaimed film, featuring standout performances from Shirley Henderson, Maxine Peake, and Peter Mullan, expertly balances heartbreaking moments with "frank, funny, and touching" Scottish humor. It's a story of resilience, the transformative power of kindness, and the universal fight for acceptance. John's journey from a social pariah to a nationally recognized campaigner (who once accidentally shouted "F*ck the Queen!" while receiving his MBE from the late monarch) will inspire you to see the world with more compassion and understanding.

Tickets £5

Rated 15

2hr 1m

27th Mar 2026

Film

Black Bag is the spy thriller you’ll be talking about long after the credits roll — a sleek, sophisticated battle of wits where loyalty, love, and deception collide. When top British intelligence officer George Woodhouse is tasked with uncovering a traitor at the heart of his agency, the list of suspects contains one devastating name: his wife, fellow operative Kathryn. Over the course of one tense week, secrets will be unearthed, alliances tested, and the line between duty and desire blurred in a high-stakes game that’s as cerebral as it is thrilling. With powerhouse performances from Cate Blanchett and Michael Fassbender under Steven Soderbergh’s masterful direction, Black Bag is a gripping journey into the shadows of espionage — where the biggest threat may be the truth itself.

Tickets £5

Rated 15

1hr 33m

26th April 2026

Music

Arthur Coates & Kerran Cotterell are a dynamic two-man trad force, combining fiddle, guitar, foot percussion, and rich vocal harmonies into a sound that feels far bigger than two performers. Rooted in traditional folk but powered by modern groove, they blend original compositions with tunes gathered from the folk wilds, delivered with offbeat charm, sharp storytelling, and infectious energy.

From driving reels and foot-stomping rhythms to bluesy detours and unexpected jazz-tinged twists, their live shows are packed with musical turns that keep audiences hooked. Festival favourites across the UK and beyond, Arthur and Kerran bring tradition joyfully sideways — guaranteed to get toes tapping, faces smiling, and the whole room leaning in.

Tickets £15.00